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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Day 5 in the BUG BROTHER HOUSE

BUG BROTHER asks the housebugs not to forget about the task that was set yesterday, and will continue posting songs for the housebugs to complete.

BUG BROTHER would also like to remind housebugs to visit the diary room before wednesday, or they will be automatically evicted.

posted by JAJ at 12:00 AM

9 Comments:

  • They're black, they're brown
    they're up, they're down
    they're in, they're out
    they're all about...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:47 AM  

  • They're far, they're near,
    They're gone, they're here!
    They're quick, they're slick,
    They're insincere!
    Beware! Beware!
    Be a very wary bear!

    A heffalump or woozle
    Is very confusil.
    A heffalump or woozle's
    Very sly.
    (Sly! Sly! Sly!)
    They come in ones and twosles,
    But if they so choosles,
    Before your eyes
    You'll see them multiply!
    (Ply! Ply! Ply!)
    They're extraordinary,
    So better be wary,
    Because they come
    In ev'y shape and size!
    (Size! Size! Size!)
    If honey's what you covet,
    You'll find that they love it,
    Because they'll guzzle
    Up the thing you prize!
    Beware! Beware!
    Be a very wary bear!


    A heffalump or woozle
    Is very confusil.
    A heffalump or woozle's
    Very sly.
    (Sly! Sly! Sly!)
    They come in ones and twosles,
    But if they so choosles,
    Before your eyes
    You'll see them multiply!
    (Ply! Ply! Ply!)
    They're extraordinary,
    So better be wary,
    Because they come
    In ev'y shape and size!
    (Size! Size! Size!)
    If honey's what you covet,
    You'll find that they love it,
    Because they'll guzzle
    Up the thing you prize!

    They're black, they're brown,
    They're up, they're down!
    They're in, they're out,
    They're all about!
    They're far, they're near,
    They're gone, they're here!
    They're quick, they're slick,
    They're insincere!
    Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware!

    I see it falls to me to complete the task; you bugs are so slow.

    And if you don't want me to insult you, maybe you shouldn't be so stupid.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:44 PM  

  • Who are you calling stupid?
    Just cos I have mild amnesia and short term memory loss does not mean I'm whatever it was you said just now.

    Are heffalumps edible?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:48 AM  

  • More importantly, can heffalumps play the pot noodle horn.

    Oooooh that makes me want to get out my pot nooodle horn right now & I'm gonna blow it!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:48 AM  

  • Now that is a truly fine song.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:49 AM  

  • Who said that wishes would be heard and answered when wished on the morningstar?
    Someone thought of that and someone believed it.
    Look what it's done so far.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:28 AM  

  • I just have to say that the muppet version of this song... is the best ever!!!

    By Blogger JAJ, at 8:29 AM  

  • Cleaning....cleaning...cleaning...

    Richard, I don't think you should be so mean to the lovely sarah spider...she is still recovering from her bang on the head...*hugs the lovely sarah spider*...

    ...cleaning...cleaning...cleaning.

    oh and the next line is
    What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
    and what do we think we might see?
    Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
    The lovers, the dreamers and me.

    ...cleaning...cleaning..cleaning!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:32 AM  

  • What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing? And what do we think we might see? Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

    Oops too late

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:40 AM  

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