Day 7 in the BUG BROTHER HOUSE.
Bug Brother was so impressed with the way the housebugs responded to the song lyrics task that they will each receive a special gift from bug brother, a portion of their favourite food!
The previously unamed bug has finally spoken and reveiled himself as DudeMcCool...information about him can be found below!
Name of Bug: Dude MC Cool
Age: 25
Date of Birth: Good Question that
Favourite Food: BRown
Favourite Film: Huhuhuh huh A bugs Life huhuhuhuh
The Bug I most admire is: Me cos I'm Cool
I think I will win Bug Brother because: I'm A biaatch I will sleep with any fecking bug there be! And I Bring PIE!
8 Comments:
Friends, housebugs, voting public, lend me your ears.
I know I have no right to your attention considering how rude I have been, but please believe me when I say it was not my choice to do it.
I am, unfortunately, constrained from saying how or why, but I had to be rude and nasty and horrible to you. I've hated every minute of it. When Spotty left and everyone said it was because of me, I felt so awful! I've spent so much time in the diary room pleading with Bug Brother about this but to no avail.
All I can do is offer you my humblest apologies and beg you to forgive me. I will be a different bug in the future, I promise.
By Anonymous, at 2:04 PM
You HAD to be nasty to us?? Sounds a bit susicious. How do we know you aren't just trying to win the publics affection? I think you should prove you are genuine before we should be asked to forgive you...
Do you want to help me clean??
*cleans house!*
By Anonymous, at 8:50 PM
Yes how do we know you were told to be nasty? Maybe we could hide a bug in the dairy room. What am I saying? There's always a bug in the dairy room. how silly . . .
By Anonymous, at 12:26 AM
Ha ha ONE DOWN! Why am I up for eviction!
By Anonymous, at 2:18 AM
I'm inclined to believe what Richard has said (us bees are very trusting). But it does seem strange.
I'm just glad I don't have to decide which of the 2 should be evicted.
By Anonymous, at 2:36 AM
Sorry Dude McCool... You are probably up for eviction because nobody knew who you were when they were nominating. It's easier to vote for someone you don't know.
*Munches her caramalised pineapple chunks*
By Anonymous, at 3:05 AM
I'm surprised i'm not being evicted personally...
By Anonymous, at 7:19 AM
*helps Bluca clean house*
This is what Bug Brother has told me, "You may tell the other housebugs that you were on a secet mission for breaking a rule and that is why you were mean. You may not give any more detail than that."
I'm not sure whether or not I can tell you what my secret mission was, but Bug Brother made me do it!
By Anonymous, at 10:35 AM
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