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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

MURDER IN MIND

I am going to commit a murder, I don't know how soon till I crack but at the rate I am going it could be pretty soon. I should probably go into more detail, who I am going to murder, my motive, my method etc. Then you will understand and symapthise and perhaps help me plan this deed which must be carried out for the good of mankind...well my sanity really!

The person I am going to murder is my biochemistry lab partner who is the most hateful person I think i have ever met! Not only does this evil girl have the same first name as me, she has the same initials too so why they decided to pair us up I do not know...it was stupid and confusing!

Here are just a few of the reasons why this girl should not be allowed to live:

1. Everything I do, I do wrong apparently and she tells me so..all the time!

2. Everything we are asked to do, she has done before and thus is perfect (obviously!)

3. Everything I say e.g. "I think we should do it like this." she repeats back to me in an idiotic seven year old voice...you know that episode of friends where Rachel teaches Ben to mimic parrot fashion everything that people say to wind them up...she thinks it is funny! - I wanted to cry!

4. When I mentioned that I had never used a certain type of pipette before she said "Oh, did you go to a poor school then?" - JAGS girls...don't you just want to slap her - it has been suggested that I should have shoved the pipette up her nose!

5. When our results came out really well she told everyone that it was because she had done thin layer chromatography before...except I know that I had done all the work!!!

6. She made me do all the washing up!

AND THAT IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!!!

Do you blame me for wanting to end her life?? I talked to my lecturers and they said that if I do murder her I won't lose extra marks for it in my exams so I am seriously considering drastic action! If they won't let me change lab partners then one of us is going to die...and I pick her!

Any suggestions on how best to murder someone in a lab (get those creative juices flowing)???

Ooh and she lives on the floor below me so we have all taken to stamping around whenever possible...huzzah!

Eeeeurgh... :'( .....SHE IS DRIVING ME MAAAD!!!!

4 Comments:

  • I point you to my comment in your little chatbox thingummyhoojamawhat

    By Blogger Chard, at 3:26 AM  

  • sounds awful! do something with very concentrated hydro-chloric acid or something - sorry not much good at sciency things!

    ps thanks for the wee poem

    By Blogger Georgina, at 5:01 AM  

  • by the way, it wasnt actually 5.01am when i posted that comment - its' actually 6.01pm xxx

    By Blogger Georgina, at 5:02 AM  

  • Hey Jess,

    I know what having an annoying lab partner is like - I had to put up with one for a whole year last year.

    Whilst he wasn't cruel, he was VERY doubting and got pissed off whenever I tried to lighten up the mood, & although he was clever, there's wasn't much more to him than work. He was also one of the few people I knew in my department at the time, and for that matter in my uni (an element of the Gimperial social disease is people tend not to venture far out of social circles).

    However, as I got to know more people, the pain of putting up with my lab partner became less significant. Also, I don't know if this is the case for you, but the number of lab sessions MAY dimish towards the end of term, so you have to put up with this bitch less.

    What I'd tell you is you know how she pisses you off - if you don't change lab partners, just give this girl a taste of her own medicine & do to her what she does to piss you off. Then maybe find a few more ways to piss her off & what do you know - pwnag3. Take the piss in the same way you (with quality) took the piss out of that fire bloke.

    ...........of course, there's always the killing option - but I cannot help there right now as I lack experience.

    P.S. I have a different lab partner this year, who is less annoying - & I am now (just about) on peaceful terms with my lab partner from last year.

    P.P.S. If you need any more lab partner advice, feel free to MSN/W2M/email me.

    By Blogger Simon, at 11:50 AM  

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