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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Good things come in threes

Jess' 3 rules to a successful karaoke:

1. If you can't sing, admit it! If you can sing for goodness sake don't go wrong!

2. If you find a song you can do well...there is nothing wrong with doing it every time you go to a karaoke event - taking a fan club is good as well!

3. If you are half way through a song and a bit of tune/verse begins which you don't know either sing louder like you are singing the right tune or copy the audience!

Jess' 3 things you just didn't need to know from that lecture this morning:

1. The word Androgens (male hormones) means literally in the greek - man maker.
The word Oestrogens (female hormones) means literally in the greek - the twitching of cows being chased by flies!

2. In ancient egypt the placenta was thought to be the ghostly twin of the pharoah. When the pharoah was born the placenta was embalmed, mounted on a stick and carried into battle by the pharoah. Later these were replaced by material on sticks which became the modern flag!

3. Milk is actually dandruff (dead skin) suspended in blood plasma - mmmm!

3 of the languages Jess learnt to say the numbers 1 to 10 in today:

1. Welsh

2. Spanish

3. Swahili

(and a Zimbabwean dialect and mandarin!) - can only remember the welsh now though!

8 Comments:

  • Un, Dau, Tri, Pedwar, Pimp, Chwech, Saith, Wyth, Naw, Deg
    : ) I can count!

    By Anonymous Jo, at 12:44 AM  

  • Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez. About all that I can remember from Spanish GCSE...

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  • you obviously haven't checked out the porn! I have actually planned a number of posts over the holidays but require photos to make them look good.

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    By Blogger JAJ, at 8:36 PM  

  • Still slacking! And you have been back a whole week now (nearly). Theres really no excuse... No thought for your commited readership.

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